Don’t do coffee, kids.
Put on your current events helmets, everyone, because Tuesday Newsday is here.
Because it’d just be anEphant Monin the room if I didn’t address it, theStar Wars Episode VII casthas been revealed, following the bittersweet announcement that the entireStar Wars Expanded Universe has been gutted.
On a more gameful note,Nintendois not doing a press conference at E3, but will instead be doing a livestream and aSmash Brostournament. Next year it’ll probably be a slumber party. Square Enix has registered aJust Cause 3domain name, and there’s a new trailer forMad Maxwhich I think looks like dusty, over-compensating ass. Microsoft decided to dig up somegarbage in the desert, and after that, they’re making a bunch ofHalovideo movie shows. You can blow up watermelons inWolfenstein: The New Order, so suddenly I’m interested, and Interceptor Entertainment is puttinga bunch of weird old 3D Realms assetsonline for us to see. Neat!
