But will the genatiles remain untouched?

We gave theAngry Video Game Nerd Adventuresan 8.5 when it came out on PC last year. Our residentMega Manexpert and James Rolfe fan Tony Ponce found the game to be quite compatible with his particular sensibilities. It should find a nice home alongside the likes ofShovel Knight, Guacamelee, 1001 Spikes, Ducktales: Remasteredand other tough but fair, back to basics 2D platformers found on the Wii U eShop, and I’m not just saying that because Mr. Destructoid andJim Sterlingmake brief cameos in the game.

It was initially announced for PC, Wii U and 3DS a while back, though news on the later two ports have been MIA for the better part of 2014. Fret not, Nintendo console owners. Thistweet from the game’s developerreveals that the game is on its way to the Wii U soon, and to the 3DS sometime after that. There’s also the chance it may come to “other things” later on, but we’ll likely have to wait for those details.

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It’s hard to imagine that Nintendo will allow ScrewAttack Games and friends to allow theBeat ‘Em and Eat ‘Emstage to remain fully intact on their systmes, but then again, today’s Nintendo is publishing games likeBayonetta 2andDevil’s Third. They aren’t the same company that forced the blood inMortal Kombatto be turned into sweat. Maybe they’ve become less uncomfortable with low res sprite based renderings of giant anthropomorphic penises on their consoles. We’ll find out soon enough.

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