I am currently sitting on a bench at ASU staring at two crowds of people, one right next to the other. At the head of the first crowd stands an elderly woman in a sun hat, holding an oversized piece of white posterboard reading “WARNING: Fornicators, sodomites, liars, and drunkards are going to HELL.”

The other crowd, ostensibly formed to piss off the guys who instigated the first crowd, is standing in front of a guy with a sign reading “FREE GAY KISSES.”

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

Guess which crowd is having more fun.

This week, Linde, Jim, Tiff and I will discuss videogame movies. If they suck, why they suck, and which sucked the hardest. I assume that, as always, I will have to act as the last line of defense for the Super Mario movie.

As always, we live for your questions. Whether related to this week’s theme or not, the best question will earn 25 smackers, so hit the comments and ask away.

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

Mei NERF gun in OW2

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

Several men standing and watching at an explosion in the distance in Battlefield 6.

BO7 key art

yordles animation still image