What the hell am I going to do, talk to my stupid kids???

Greeting webizens. I have most dire news. According to the PlayStation Blog, the PSN is going to be down — kaput, ocupado — for six hours of scheduled maintenance. This will happen on Monday, June 2, from 9:50 AM to 3:30 PM Pacific Time. Hopefully it’s taken care of during those work hours. God forbid I have to talk to my smelly kids when I get home from work.

Oh, but if you sign in to the PSN from today on, apparently you’ll still be able to plays games online and access things like Netflix during the supposed down time. Crisis averted, all you jobless, home from college folks. Though you’re probably sleeping until 3:30 PM anyway.

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