Mysterious ergonomics
Prepare your disc-slots, as Kaizen Game Works’ neon-sleuthing adventureParadise Killerwill be getting a physical releasevia Serenity Forgein the third quarter of 2023. This is in addition to the Switch version, whose physical prison is beingprovided by 1Print Games. However, their limited edition is lacking in one important area: tits.
Now that I have your attention, I feel it’s important to point out that the Serenity Forge Collector’s Edition comes with a mouse pad prominently featuring Crimson Acid’s divine rack. There are some other things in there, like acrylic standees, stickers, and an OST download card, but those all pale in comparison to the inviting bosom of the demon-headed sex idol.
If you’re unfamiliar withParadise Killer, it’s a free-roaming detective game soaked in weirdities.I loved itfor its excellent characters, outstanding writing, and open approach to investigation. I think my only real complaint about it was a rather drab open world. However, it still rents space in my head, and I keep getting the urge to replay it.
As someone who passionately lovedParadise Killerback at launch, this is a really tempting package for me. Not sure I’ll go for the Collector’s Edition. Listen, Crimson Acid is certainly more fuckable than a chocolate éclair, but I’m not sure I need to nestle my wrist in her ergonomic cleavage. That sounds… sweaty.
Paradise Killeris available on Switch, Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S, PS4, PS5, and PC. The Switch Physical version is available now from 1Print Games, while the titular PlayStation and Xbox versions will be hitting retail from Serenity Forge.
