I can’t get down with any of LMFAO’s music without changing the words to make the songs about corgis. Here’s an example from “Party Rock”:

Girl lookatdat corgi / Girl lookatdat corgi / Girl lookatdat corgi / He’s so long

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Corgi dogs are in the house tonight / every puppy goin’ have a good time / My corgi make you lose your mind …

Why am I telling you about how I abuse LMFAO songs? They’re the headlining act at Wargaming’s gamescom 2012 party this year, set to go down in Cologne, Germany next month, on August 16. I’m ready to wiggle.

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At gamescom, Wargaming will have a huge 500 sq meter booth housing 40 Alienware machines all equipped with the best Razer equipment, runningWorld of TanksandWorld of Airplanesfor attendees. But no corgis.

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