You use your DS for everything: playing games, learning languages, making music, conversing with friends… drawing dicks. Why not use it to chart the heavens?

A new Japanese DS title calledHoshizora Navi(Star Sky Navigator) charts the night sky, helping you identify stars and planets and other heavenly beings. It’s not a game so much as a geeky tool.Siliconerasays that this tool charts 9,300 stars, planets, suns, and moons from 1900 to 2099. I imagine someone spinning around on a hilltop with a DS in their face, with others looking on thinkingwhat the hell is that guy doing?

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There’s tech inside the DS card that senses direction, sending the signal to the software. This letsHoshizora Naviadjust the on-screen maps accordingly.

You’d really have to like the sky and stars to pay the 8,190 yen ($92) asking price, though.

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