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The revolution will not be televised, but the invasion will be a video game. In exactly three months, Crypto begins his mission to overthrow all of humanity. Cow-er in fear.
THQ Nordic has the course plotted and its laser beams trained on a specific date: Jun 10, 2025. That’s whenDestroy All Humansblasts off on PC, PS4, and Xbox One. It’s $30 on PC and $40 on consoles.
We were shownDestroy All Humansat E3 last yearand we liked what we saw. This remake of the 2005 PS2/Xbox-era game preserves most everything about the original (like the story and voice acting) but everything explodes prettier. That’s of paramount important when the objective is to murder and annihilate all those pesky humans.
That’s not the onlyDestroy All Humansnews for today. There’s also a $400 limited edition that comes with a 23-inch tall Crypto figurine. There are people who will drop $400 on aDestroy All Humansstatue, and that’s precisely why humanity needs to be destroyed.
