Dumping ’em out
Gosh darn I am just on a roll today. First I finish editing my script for my film project, then I hand in a finished video edit and get paid a little bonus for meeting the deadline, and I finish two, yes,twoComments of the Week!
Look at me go. I can make loads of sub-par content in one day.

Hello there folks, I am TheLimoMaker and you are graced with my presence for the second time today, bringing you the best comments of the week. Let’s get on with this shall we because it is currently midnight here in Brexit-land.
Monstrous Bowser statue now available for pre-order

TheLimoMaker:All about that width and length boy.
TheLimoMaker:I don’t know how flexible your anus is but nobody I know can fit that.

Sonic Adventure 1 & 2 soundtracks getting vinyl release
TheLimoMaker:I have seen Hell.
BlazBlue: Cross Tag Battle will be Arc System Works America’s first release
TheLimoMaker:Look, I’m not adding it because you told me to alright?

Here are all of Bethesda’s enhancements for Xbox One X
Former Irrational Games developers are making an immersive sim, again

TheLimomaker:Witty comment
Disney considered buying 21st Century Fox

PSA: Sonic Forces’ PC port is a hot mess
TheLimoMaker:I always go fast. Even in bed. Just ask my gran.

Telltale lays off 90 employees, about one-quarter of its staff
Capcom reveals new features in Monster Hunter: World

Take-Two is pushing for ‘recurrent consumer spending’ in all of its games
Assassin’s Creed Origins adds incredible fights with Egyptian gods

Review: Call of Duty: WWII
TheLimoMaker:I believe he was the one with the “Epic Jacket and Legendary Camo.”
Director John Carpenter loves Sonic the Hedgehog, even the ‘werewolf’ one

TheLimoMaker:The more I look the more horrified I get.
The Atom, Enchantress, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are coming to Injustice 2
EA’s buying Respawn for upward of $455 million
TheLimoMaker:Publish my self-loathing, EA. You’d mess that up and make it better.
TheLimoMaker:I don’t want to be impressed but I am.
TheLimoMaker:Soon.
That’s it from me here folks. Don’t worry, QPosts will return next time, but the workload was massive as it stood without adding more to it.
Hopefully you’ve enjoyed this installment of Comments of the Week. We are nine weeks GameManiac-free I believe and I think that’s a small victory for us here on the team.